F/01
A spam filter with a grudge.
It doesn't just block spam. It finds the sender's other addresses and blocks those too. Petty? Extremely. Effective? Completely.
BY INVITATION ONLY
The best email you'll never get.
Faster than Gmail. Smarter than Outlook. Better looking than both. And no, you can't have it. easymail is invite-only, and nobody has invited you.
Codes are single use and expire in 48 hours. Can't find yours? That's because you don't have one.
01 · Features
Most email providers want your business. We couldn't care less.
We built the best inbox on the planet, then locked the door. Here's everything you're missing out on.
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Search faster than your thoughts.
Results show up before you finish typing. Occasionally before you start. We don't fully understand it either, and we built it.
F/03
Unsend. Actually unsend.
Pull back any message, any time. Yes, even that one from 2019. Especially that one. You know the one.
F/04
Zero ads. We're doing fine.
We don't read your email to sell you shoes. We don't need the money. Thanks for asking, though. Nobody else did.
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Unlimited storage. Literally.
Keep every attachment forever. We'd say "within reason" but we stopped being reasonable years ago.
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An inbox that sorts itself.
The important stuff goes up top. Everything else goes into the void. You'll never make a folder again. You were bad at folders anyway.
02 · The app
Look at it. Don't touch it.
This is what members see every morning. Take a good long look. It's the closest you're going to get.
03 · Membership
How to get in. Spoiler: you don't.
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01
Be cool.
Not "my mum says I'm cool" cool. Actually cool. If you're not sure whether you are, you have your answer.
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Get vouched for.
Every member gets three invites. For life. Have a long, hard think about whether they'd spend one on you.
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03
Get a code.
Asking for one resets your eligibility to zero. Don't panic. It was already zero.
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Don't be weird about it.
Bragging gets your account revoked. Being insufferable is our job, and we're very good at it.
04 · Reviews
We don't do
reviews.
0 reviews · 0 stars · 0 cares given
Our members are too busy enjoying it to write any. And honestly, we don't need your validation. Or theirs.
05 · Pricing
It's free. You still can't have it.
No tiers. No trials. No discount codes. Money can't get you in, which we're told is the single most annoying thing about us. Good.
Obsidian
INVITE ONLY
$0
per month,
forever
forever
Unavailable to you, specifically.
- +Unlimited storage and unlimited aliases
- +Your own domain, or a far cooler @easymail.co.nz
- +Spam filter with a personal vendetta
- +Apps for every device you own, and a few you don't
- +Human support in minutes (members only, obviously)
06 · FAQ
Questions. Answered, reluctantly.
Can I sign up?
No. Next question.
Is there a waitlist?
There is. You're not on it.
My friend is a member. Can they invite me?
They could. They haven't. We'd gently suggest reflecting on the friendship.
Why is it invite-only?
Because it's better that way. For us.
Is there an app?
iPhone, Android, Mac, Windows, and a smartwatch app nobody asked for. They're all fantastic. You'll have to take our word for it.
How do I contact support?
Members get a direct line to a real human. You get this FAQ. Enjoy.